How to Become the Coolest Girl at School

Better get it from there to go home early for an attempt in your own

yourself. Never try to be someone your not because there are already them and there can't be another you.

Introduction
Becoming the coolest girl at school requires practice, lots of natural ability, tons of money, and time. It is almost impossible for most people to become the coolest girl at school. But by following these steps, you can easily reach your goal.


 * 1) Be homosexual. Try to identify yourself in the LGBTQIA+ community. Being gay is cool and fun.
 * 2) Bully straggots. Straggots, or “heterosexuals” are people who only like the opposite gender. Pummel them with your fists
 * 3) Be a communist. No explanation needed.
 * 4) Make a god hate page. God hates gays. Hate him too
 * 5) Love Je sus. Jesus preached  homoeroticism. He is a good role model
 * 6) Drink unpasteurised milk. Be political. Not everyone knows what milk is
 * 7) Keep in mind you have 74 untreated mental illnesses. Don’t go to the therapist. Over share to your pet dog
 * 8) Live, laugh, love. Christian mommy blogs get you famous
 * 9) Push heterosexuals down the stairs. Fight against stereotypical norms
 * 10) Consume cheese on a regular basis. Hate crime anyone who says “not to get political, but what the fuck is cheese?”
 * 11) Listen to My Chemical Romance. Easy peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker -Jacket Slut
 * 12) Watch Dan and Phil. The internet is here
 * 13) Sometimes, eating balls helps. Cannibalism
 * 14) Use Tumblr to stay away from the prepz. xd rawr xpppp
 * 15) Stay away from sanitary products. Eat dirt for detox
 * 16) Drink blood. Dio kinnies are cool
 * 17) Watch JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. Become a JoJo reference
 * 18) Commit hate crimes on majorities. It’s never too late to spill hot sauce on your white, racist uncle.
 * 19) Die, cry, hate. Convert to satanism
 * 20) Realise how pathetic your life is. You are a failure