Humor:How To Be Gay

1.party all night long and bring gays back to your apartment

to party more,

2.Dress in abrocrombie and fitch and get emotional,

3. ask your self where would a gay person shop?

4.cook really good

5.grow a mustache, not on your face.

6.Always get lolly pops and eat them in a certain way that you go from bottom to top,

7.Get a lot of cats, and name all of them jingle but just put a number behind them. [ex. jingle 1 jingle 2]

8.say lol and lmao and omg, out loud when your having a conversation. [ex.abbreviations]

9.Suck your straw with your front lip over your back lip.

10.Say "Honey" a lot.