How to be cool

Introduction
In this very article you get to know how you can become an extremely COOL person. In fact, this is the only page of its kind. And as they say in Limerick, Irland, "YERT fucking BLOODY DACENT!"

Steps
1. Get yourself a proper, big, key! 2. Go to your closest car-lot. 3. Search out every single BMW and Mercedes Benz. 4. Take your key, and drag a stripe with it along them. 5. You are COOL!

Tips
1. Don't do this to an Audi, if you do you will be VERY uncool! 2. The more stripes the cooler you get! 3. RUN!!!