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Better get it from there to go home early for an attempt in your own

yourself. Never try to be someone your not because there are already them and there can't be another you.


Becoming the coolest girl at school requires practice, lots of natural ability, tons of money, and time. It is almost impossible for most people to become the coolest girl at school. But by following these steps, you can easily reach your goal.

  1. Be homosexual. Try to identify yourself in the LGBTQIA+ community. Being gay is cool and fun.
  2. Bully straggots. Straggots, or “heterosexuals” are people who only like the opposite gender. Pummel them with your fists
  3. Be a communist. No explanation needed.
  4. Make a god hate page. God hates gays. Hate him too
  5. Love Jesus. Jesus preached homoeroticism. He is a good role model
  6. Drink unpasteurised milk. Be political. Not everyone knows what milk is
  7. Keep in mind you have 74 untreated mental illnesses. Don’t go to the therapist. Over share to your pet dog
  8. Live, laugh, love. Christian mommy blogs get you famous
  9. Push heterosexuals down the stairs. Fight against stereotypical norms
  10. Consume cheese on a regular basis. Hate crime anyone who says “not to get political, but what the fuck is cheese?”
  11. Listen to My Chemical Romance. Easy peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker -Jacket Slut
  12. Watch Dan and Phil. The internet is here
  13. Sometimes, eating balls helps. Cannibalism
  14. Use Tumblr to stay away from the prepz. xd rawr xpppp
  15. Stay away from sanitary products. Eat dirt for detox
  16. Drink blood. Dio kinnies are cool
  17. Watch JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. Become a JoJo reference
  18. Commit hate crimes on majorities. It’s never too late to spill hot sauce on your white, racist uncle.
  19. Die, cry, hate. Convert to satanism
  20. Realise how pathetic your life is. You are a failure