In this very article you get to know how you can become an extremely COOL person. In fact, this is the only page of its kind.<br\/>And as they say in Limerick, Irland, "YERT fucking BLOODY DACENT!"
1. Get yourself a proper, big, key!<br\/> 2. Go to your closest car-lot.<br\/> 3. Search out every single BMW and Mercedes Benz.<br\/> 4. Take your key, and drag a stripe with it along them.<br\/> 5. You are COOL!
1. Don't do this to an Audi, if you do you will be VERY uncool!<br\/> 2. The more stripes the cooler you get!<br\/> 3. RUN!!!<br\/>